We’re dads. We get it. Sometimes the temptation of that five-dollar 1970’s garage sale recliner is just too much to bear, especially when you’re certain that you can haggle it down to three. It’s going to look awesome in your garage, right?

But that was three years ago.

Since then, that one chair has turned into three, a broken down lawnmower has appeared out of nowhere, and Mr. Opossum has called dibs on all of it. Your kid’s graduation party is set for two weeks from this Saturday and that big blue tarp is fooling no one.

What now?